Everybody Knows about Epstein and Trump
But nobody can really know about Epstein and Trump.
The punchline in the 50th birthday letter written by Trump to Jeffrey Epstein, included in the book of birthday letters compiled by Ghislaine Maxwell and reviewed by the Wall Street Journal, is this:
“…and may every day be another wonderful secret”.
The letter reportedly features a sharpie-drawn cartoon of a nude woman, with Trump’s signature squiggles—now famous on Executive Orders that deny the existence of trans people, starve millions in the Global South, and empower ICE—mimicking pubic hair.
He can use his signature to sign death warrants, or doodle pubic hair. And I think that sentence might define Trumpian fascism.
It’s like a live-streamed Paul Verhoeven film.
My 12 year old regularly says to me: Bruh. America is not a real place.
As the Trump cabal attempted, again, to keep the secret a secret this past week, to bury the zombie of Epste…
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